Sunday, March 3, 2024

Recipe: Tyson's 6-ingredient Ariya Approved Stew.

While adventuring in the outback of the local hunting club, yes, Sam's Club, I came upon a beef tree. I said to myself, "Self, what based on this weeks amazon order expedition, can we make using the bounty from this beef tree?"

Looking in my adventure buggy, a cart to you uncultured types, I found myself with Potatoes Rock Meat and Carrots orange Dirt Sticks. Also Beef Tree Sap and a bunch of Flavor Dust.
So I said to myself:
Self you can make Fred, like stew, but Ariya doesn't like stew.
or
You can cook up some Bill... Like Fred, when Ariya doesn't like Stew or Fred.


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1-2 Pounds Precut Stew Meat
1/8 to 1/4 Cup Bolner's Fiesta Mesquite Fajita Seasoning depending on taste and how new the seasoning is. if the seasoning has been open for a while add more.
1 Pound Carrots cut into 1 inch sections
2-3 Pounds Sliced Potatoes cut in 1/2 then into 3/4 inch wide sections
1 Pound Mushrooms sliced (small enough your child can't see it behind the beef)
2 cups Beef Broth (Give the other 2 cups to your dog... yes I am aware your dog now loves me more than you.)


Dump the Beef, Broth and 9/10ths of the Seasoning into your instapot. Start the Instapot set 2 hours on Slow Cooker.
Alternatively you could brown the stew meat in oil... but why?
Does it taste better?
Slightly...
Is it Ariya Approved? Sometimes.

Take the Mushroom Powder... Or small chunks.. the size of atoms! and butter, ACTUAL BUTTER. Margarine is NOT food, and yes I can believe it is not butter.. Add the rest of the seasoning and a bit of oil (I recommend avocado). Cook the Mushrooms until they are browned. I have found this is when they stop bubbling like 3 teen girls on their way to the most recent (highly annoying) boy band show. Place the Mushrooms into the Instapot.

2 hours Later
(You said it in the voice, just admit it.)

Add the Veg and set the slow cooker for 4 hours.
Serve with love... or the closest thing too it you can manage.

Notes:
If you like your stew thick. No need to add a thickener. Dice a potato and  cook it all 4 hours. Stir.

2 Tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce can be added. However you must say "The sauce so bad they tried to hide it!" when you add it. This is NOT Ariya Approved.

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