Tyson's Chicken Noodle Chicken Soup

Bear Creek Country Kitchens Chicken Noodle Soup Mix, 8 Servings, 8.4 oz Pouch
1 Can Cooked Chicken, Shreaded

Cook Soup per mix Instructions, add Shreaded Chicken.

Tyson's Ariya Requested Super Nachos

Make the "Tyson's Ariya Approved Burrito Bowl" 

In addition to the recipe above you'll need:
Chips
1 Can drained Beans of choice

Add Beans to your seasoned meat and stir.
To assemble Nachos it should look like this in a bowl:

Cheese
Salsa
Sour Cream
Couple Spoons of Meat/Beans
3-4 Chips (cover diameter of bowl)
Cheese
Salsa
Sour Cream
Couple Spoons of Meat/Beans
Chips (cover diameter of bowl)
Cheese
Salsa
Sour Cream
Couple Spoons of Meat/Beans
Chips (cover diameter of bowl)
etc.

Place in microwave until the cheese is hotter than Lava. You'll know this based on how burned your finger is as compared to your feet.

Tyson's Ariya Approved Burrito Bowl

See Hab-Low Burrito... See I'm cultured, my yogurt told me so. 

2 Pounds Beef, Ground
2 Packs McCormick Taco Seasoning Mix - Carne Asada, 0.87 oz Mixed Spices & Seasonings (FYI check the pack get the correct size for 2 pounds of beef. You'll only make this mistake once.)
1 Cup Mountain Dew
Tator Tots, seasoned with Bolner's Fiesta Mesquite Fajita Seasoning

Toppings:
HERDEZ Guacamole Salsa
Peach Salsa
Sour Cream
Cheese
etc.

Place the Beef, Seasoning, Mountain Dew, and a Small Dollop of sour cream into your instapot. Cook for at least 2 hours. It does make a difference.
Cook your Tator Tots up so they are crisp.
Drain the Beef Fat and Mountain Dew.

Serving:
Add 10 or so Tator Tots in the bottom of a bowl and 1/2 a Cup of the Seasoned Beef.
Add Toppings.

Serve with love or fake it until you make it.

Notes:
You can make this into actual burritos, but that is not Ariya Approved.

Recipe: Tyson's 6-ingredient Ariya Approved Stew.

While adventuring in the outback of the local hunting club, yes, Sam's Club, I came upon a beef tree. I said to myself, "Self, what based on this weeks amazon order expedition, can we make using the bounty from this beef tree?"

Looking in my adventure buggy, a cart to you uncultured types, I found myself with Potatoes Rock Meat and Carrots orange Dirt Sticks. Also Beef Tree Sap and a bunch of Flavor Dust.
So I said to myself:

Self you can make Fred, like stew, but Ariya doesn't like stew.
or
You can cook up some Bill... Like Fred, when Ariya doesn't like Stew or Fred.

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1-2 Pounds Precut Stew Meat
1/8 to 1/4 Cup Bolner's Fiesta Mesquite Fajita Seasoning depending on taste and how new the seasoning is. if the seasoning has been open for a while add more.
1 Pound Carrots cut into 1 inch sections
2-3 Pounds Sliced Potatoes cut in 1/2 then into 3/4 inch wide sections
1 Pound Mushrooms sliced (small enough your child can't see it behind the beef)
2 cups Beef Broth (Give the other 2 cups to your dog... yes I am aware your dog now loves me more than you.)


Dump the Beef, Broth and 9/10ths of the Seasoning into your instapot. Start the Instapot set 2 hours on Slow Cooker.
Alternatively you could brown the stew meat in oil... but why?
Does it taste better?
Slightly...
Is it Ariya Approved? Sometimes.

Take the Mushroom Powder... Or small chunks.. the size of atoms! and butter, ACTUAL BUTTER. Margarine is NOT food, and yes I can believe it is not butter.. Add the rest of the seasoning and a bit of oil (I recommend avocado). Cook the Mushrooms until they are browned. I have found this is when they stop bubbling like 3 teen girls on their way to the most recent (highly annoying) boy band show. Place the Mushrooms into the Instapot.

2 hours Later
(You said it in the voice, just admit it.)

Add the Veg and set the slow cooker for 4 hours.
Serve with love... or the closest thing too it you can manage.

Notes:
If you like your stew thick. No need to add a thickener. Dice a potato and  cook it all 4 hours. Stir.

2 Tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce can be added. However you must say "The sauce so bad they tried to hide it!" when you add it. This is NOT Ariya Approved.